

Candy From a Baby
It’s as easy as taking candy from a baby: Just repeat it to yourself and listen to what you’re saying. Really? That easy? So…that makes...


Plaanning This Season's Garden
With Earth Day upon us and Spring in the air, it’s time to plant this year’s garden. Gardening gained many new adherents last year as a...


Name That Beast!
Genesis, Chapter 2, v. 19-20, The Old Testament And God said, “Let us make Man in our own image after our likeness, and let them have...


The Republican Tax Program
The Senate and House Republicans valiantly opposed the rat‑race‑losing malcontents who enacted President Biden’s broad rescue package...


Opening Day, 2048
Thursday, April 1, is Opening Day of the baseball season, a day of great interest and anticipation for we enthusiasts, and no meaning...


The Big Lie
Claude and Nelson were nervous – they had never been on television before. But, then again, no lemming had ever been interviewed on...


Human Resources
Soupworth, a functionary in Human Resources, was sitting in his cubicle when a notification came across his computer screen. Your two...


What Time Is It?
“The family asks that in honor of (name withheld) that you write your Congressman and ask for the repeal of Income Tax and Day Light...


Life in the Spam Folder
Dear Ev, I just thought I’d drop a line and see how all the folks back at evehrlich.com are doing. It’s been a couple months since you...


Should I Buy Bitcoin?
My neighbor is a congenital idiot -- a nitwit, a dunce, a complete clot. When God called us forth for brains he came in sixth or...