

THE CONFESSIONS OF ST. HUITZILOPOCHTLI
Some people think being a god means life on easy street. (And I mean a real god, not some Caligula vanity project, or Eric Clapton, or self-deified guys like Kanye.) Look at me, for instance. I might be a god, but I’ve been looking for a side hustle for about five hundred years, ever since Cortez showed up and put me out of business. So, by human standards, I’m divine, but by divine standards, I’m a bum--my worshippers are even fewer than my Instagram followers. What is
TRUMP TV PROGRAM LISTINGS!
Trump TV is the White House’s 24/7 newly-announced streaming channel that plays curated “greatest hits” clips of past Trump speeches and executive actions, plus some live events. 6:00-6:05 GIVE USA THIS DAY A daily prayer starts a new broadcast day, as representatives of every faith give President Donald J. Trump their blessings. MONDAY. Johnny Hunt, ex-pastor of a large Baptist church outside Atlanta and subject of investigations into adultery charges over an a


The Death of Satire
“American reality has been so extreme of late that satire is almost impossible. Anything you could imagine actually happens. It would stump Jonathan Swift.” `-- Fran Lebowitz That such a remark could come from someone who was born of the conjugal product of satire and contrarianism has sent shudders throughout the satiric community, not to mention outrage that her self-satirizing trudging, whining, and cigarette smoking appears to be an


Candy From a Baby
It’s as easy as taking candy from a baby: Just repeat it to yourself and listen to what you’re saying. Really? That easy? So…that makes...


Plaanning This Season's Garden
With Earth Day upon us and Spring in the air, it’s time to plant this year’s garden. Gardening gained many new adherents last year as a...


Name That Beast!
Genesis, Chapter 2, v. 19-20, The Old Testament And God said, “Let us make Man in our own image after our likeness, and let them have...


The Republican Tax Program
The Senate and House Republicans valiantly opposed the rat‑race‑losing malcontents who enacted President Biden’s broad rescue package...


Opening Day, 2048
Thursday, April 1, is Opening Day of the baseball season, a day of great interest and anticipation for we enthusiasts, and no meaning...


The Big Lie
Claude and Nelson were nervous – they had never been on television before. But, then again, no lemming had ever been interviewed on...


Human Resources
Soupworth, a functionary in Human Resources, was sitting in his cubicle when a notification came across his computer screen. Your two...